Shitness
Let’s be realistic. Life isn’t all roses. So I thought that with all the good, cool, funny etc stuff on this blog I ought to balance it out with shitness. Here is my Shitness Page.
- HSC. of course, hsc belongs here. especially english. (did u get my pun? english BELONGS? i know, i’m hilarious, but i’m not a bit sorry for making you pee your pants.)
- fatty foods. because i love them so much! but unfortunately they don’t love my body so much. it’s a love/hate relationship.
- assemblies running overtime, into lunch.
- burning your finger with boiling oil whilst trying to fry eggs. then realising butter would have been better anyway.
- lame music like 90s death-metal/ rock that sounds like someone’s taken an old metal bin and an elephant and put them in a blender together. and then vomited on it.
- missing stuff you’ve been anticipating for ages. like seeing li cunxin talk at school. unfortunately i was SITTING MY MATHS EXAM while this was happening. see the first dot point.
- canberra. ‘nuff said.
- the fact that money is actually really very necessary to enjoy most aspects of life, including music, food, family, holidays, concerts, travelling, shopping and movies. humph.
- my lack of money. see above.
- when you do something stupid, like tripping on nothing, and someone sees it. and then, not being able to stop themselves, they say FAIL. *coughEDWARDcough*
- the fact that i’m extremely, extremely unlikely to ever meet, let alone marry, heath ledger. or johnny depp 20 years ago. or alex pettyfer or aaron johnson or… ok i’ll stop.
- shitty drivers. because not only are the a danger to everyone including themselves, they’re scary too.
- my ipod only holding 4GB of music. and then dying on me every so often.
